When Mary and I walk the dogs, I am nosey and like to pick up used lottery tickets, receipts and other random pieces of paper that we find on the ground. After studying the item, sometimes I just put it back where I found it. Mary always accuses me of littering. I say that I [...]
Yet another great one from the Onion. But kind of sad at the same time … oh man I hope we don’t attack Iran … U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially Dangerous Atoms
I’ve mentioned this before, but one of my favorite parts of the various Onion mediums (print, online, audio, video) is the teaser headlines for articles that don’t really exist. These appear on the top of the print edition and at the end of most video editions. While I often love the details of Onion articles, [...]
Get a hold of yourself, MySpace is not really down. I kid. I’ve been giving Mary Anne a hard time about spending tons of hours using internet crack: MySpace. She claims, “But there is nothing to DO on MySpace, why would I spend hours a day on it?” Then she runs into the computer room [...]
just bein’ stupid on a Monday night zabada
Maybe I’m behind the times, but lately I’ve been hearing the ladies mentioning “skinny jeans”. I learned that what makes these jeans “skinny” is the size of the opening around the ankles. These jeans are sold as “Thigh-slimming, stomach flattening, buttocks-shaping, leg lengthening jeans”. But can these be called “skinny jeans” with a straight face [...]
Malt-O-Meal popped into my head out of nowhere. Why? I donno. They used to advertise the hell out of that stuff, but now you never hear about it. What the hell was it? …. and … scene
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