Originally this was an instrumental called “Desplando”. Then I spliced together a bunch of voicemail snippets from Rios over the years to liven this little ditty up. It’s funny that the theme of this turned into “get out of bed” and “help me fix my computer”. That about sums it all up.
I know you’re there; you’re screening your calls beee-otches.
Rob, next time you give me Vanilla Ice, I want the entire discography.
It’s me, your favorite.
It’s 10:45, get your sorry ass out of bed.
Hey Rob, wake up, it’s noon.
Hey Rob, I have a technical question for you.
I would like to think that you’re getting ready, but, I have a strong feeling that that’s not the case.
You’re in fact, in bed, … just in bed, awake, not doing anything, just a hunch! Anyways, later.
I’m calling because I have a technical question; it’s regarding backing up your computer and stuff.
It’s me, just seeing if you survived. Huuuuh.
I have a question.
Hey! Guess what, I not actually calling about computer issues.
***End of message, to erase this message, press seven****
music written: April 2006
words by: Yolanda Rios
words massaged by: Rob
Instruments: Acoustic/electric guitar, midi bass (keyboard)
Loops: GarageBand Rhythm Section Jam Band Basic Drumset