Better Than You

I wrote this after an engineering class in college. You see, I was TOTALLY lost in this class. But then it dawned on me that everyone else was even MORE lost, and therefore my sucky performance on exams and homework will likely be less bad than everyone else’s and therefore, I’ll get an A. So please, don’t be offending by this little ditty, I seriously don’t have any kind of superiority complex!

Lyrics

Better Than You
I am dumb.
You are dumber.
I’m mislead.
You haven’t got a clue.
I’m unattractive.
You’re downright ugly.
My room is a mess.
But you haven’t got a clue.

I am better than you.
I’m not quite as bad as you.
I mean you no harm,
So don’t be alarmed,
But I am better than you.

My car goes real slow.
Yours doesn’t run.
I’m a bit whacked in the head.
You are insane.
I’m not so nice.
You’re an evil soul from hell.
My shoes are full of holes.
But you are insane.

I am better than you.
I’m not quite as bad as you.
I mean you no harm,
So don’t be alarmed,
But I am better than you.

La dee da da.
You are dumber.
La dee doo doo.
You haven’t got a clue.
La dee da da.
You are insane.
Row row row row you boat.
You’ll never have a clue.

I am better than you.
I’m not quite as bad as you.
I mean you no harm,
So don’t be alarmed,
But I am better than you.