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Get a hold of yourself, MySpace is not really down. I kid. I’ve been giving Mary Anne a hard time about spending tons of hours using internet crack: MySpace. She claims, “But there is nothing to DO on MySpace, why would I spend hours a day on it?” Then she runs into the computer room and goes to myspace.com.

HMMMMMMMMM.

just bein’ stupid on a Monday night
zabada

Maybe I’m behind the times, but lately I’ve been hearing the ladies mentioning “skinny jeans”. I learned that what makes these jeans “skinny” is the size of the opening around the ankles. These jeans are sold as “Thigh-slimming, stomach flattening, buttocks-shaping, leg lengthening jeans”.

But can these be called “skinny jeans” with a straight face if you go here and buy them in Size 18 with a 31″ inseam?

Nothing at all against someone who wears the above-mentioned-size jeans. But “skinny jeans” is just a stupid-as-hell name.

THE END

Malt-O-Meal popped into my head out of nowhere. Why? I donno. They used to advertise the hell out of that stuff, but now you never hear about it. What the hell was it?

…. and … scene

I installed Windows Vista on my Mac today in a Parallels VM. It blows.