Rob’s Ultra Minor Annoyance of the Week: No stray fries at the bottom of your fast food bag
Everyone knows that it is every man, woman, and child’s God-given right to have some extra stray fries at the bottom of your fast food bag. It doesn’t matter if the fast food is from Wendy’s, McDonald’s, Jack-in-the-Box or that Hawaiian Burger Joint – Big Kahuna Burger, the simple rule is this: when you are done poisoning your body, there should be 3 to 12 extra fries at the bottom of your bag to enjoy.
Well, tonight I enjoyed a tasty #6 meal at Wendy’s (spicy chicken fillet) and when I was done, there was not even a sliver of a fry at the bottom of my bag. Man, life is tough.
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I totally agree. Along with fries at the bottom, I also expect at least one stray onion ring with the fries if you are at a place like Burger King.
I’ve always been suspicious of the kamikaze fries on the bottom, as if they were somehow not good enough to join the others in the carton.
Fries ARE good. Don’t humans get to enjoy life while they can?