Rob’s Ultra Minor Annoyance of the Week: No stray fries at the bottom of your fast food bag

by Rob Lambert

Everyone knows that it is every man, woman, and child’s God-given right to have some extra stray fries at the bottom of your fast food bag. It doesn’t matter if the fast food is from Wendy’s, McDonald’s, Jack-in-the-Box or that Hawaiian Burger Joint - Big Kahuna Burger, the simple rule is this: when you are done poisoning your body, there should be 3 to 12 extra fries at the bottom of your bag to enjoy.

Well, tonight I enjoyed a tasty #6 meal at Wendy’s (spicy chicken fillet) and when I was done, there was not even a sliver of a fry at the bottom of my bag. Man, life is tough.

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3 comments

1 Mike { 10.19.07 at 3:35 pm }: I totally agree. Along with fries at the bottom, I also expect at least one stray onion ring with the fries if you are at a place like Burger King.
2 ~V { 10.19.07 at 3:43 pm }: I’ve always been suspicious of the kamikaze fries on the bottom, as if they were somehow not good enough to join the others in the carton.
3 Jim R { 10.20.07 at 9:29 am }: Fries ARE good. Don’t humans get to enjoy life while they can?