Onion Teasers: Bush Vows to Send 20,000 More Troops to Iraq to Find Missing Troops

I’ve mentioned this before, but one of my favorite parts of the various Onion mediums (print, online, audio, video) is the teaser headlines for articles that don’t really exist. These appear on the top of the print edition and at the end of most video editions. While I often love the details of Onion articles, often the whole joke is in the headline.

I found the end of this video particularly good:

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