MySpace Experiences One Day Outage; 60% of Teenagers, 40% of Musicians and Mary Anne Report: “The Internet is Down!”

by Rob Lambert

Get a hold of yourself, MySpace is not really down. I kid. I’ve been giving Mary Anne a hard time about spending tons of hours using internet crack: MySpace. She claims, “But there is nothing to DO on MySpace, why would I spend hours a day on it?” Then she runs into the computer room and goes to myspace.com.

HMMMMMMMMM.

3 comments

1 Mary Anne { 07.02.07 at 4:08 pm }: Did you think I wasn’t going to read this? Because I just read it. And I wanted to let you know that I had a fine day on MySpace today. So there!
2 ~V { 07.03.07 at 10:43 pm }: …and yet your adoring fans wait elsewhere as well to read your lovely prose.

Those of us not “in the My Space” loop miss you, Mary…
3 Jim { 10.02.08 at 4:17 am }: Huh, this is funny. I don’t know how long ago this was posted, but it is funny, especially when Aunt Mona saw it and left a comment….funny. What is the bottom supposed to say? Oh, wait, I just figured it out- Myspace LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!