Rob’s Deep Question of the Week: At what size do “Skinny Jeans” cease to be allowed to be labeled “Skinny Jeans”?
Maybe I’m behind the times, but lately I’ve been hearing the ladies mentioning “skinny jeans”. I learned that what makes these jeans “skinny” is the size of the opening around the ankles. These jeans are sold as “Thigh-slimming, stomach flattening, buttocks-shaping, leg lengthening jeans”.
But can these be called “skinny jeans” with a straight face if you go here and buy them in Size 18 with a 31″ inseam?
Nothing at all against someone who wears the above-mentioned-size jeans. But “skinny jeans” is just a stupid-as-hell name.
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Contrary to popular belief, “skinny jeans” do not impart that particular adjective on the wearer! Yikes!