Rob’s Minor Annoyance of the Week: Bathroom Attendants

Man, I do not like bathroom attendants. It is really weird to be at a sweaty rock concert at the Park West or House of Blues and have some guy in a tux offering you cologne and mints and towels in the bathroom. Please, man, you’re giving me the creeps.

Dear Mr. Bathroom Attendant Guy,

Please don’t make me feel guilty for not tipping you just because you handed me a paper towel off of a stack that was easily within my reach. You make want to skip washing my hands after going to the bathroom, just so that can I avoid you. Please, find a different job and encourage your current employer not to re-fill your position.

Sincerely and thank you,
Rob

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